hey people!!!
a few jokes here for you
cos i noe you guys are going to miss my lameness while i am away!!!
1. why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?
HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH!!!
2. What's brown and sticky?
A STICK!!!
3. Why did the boy throw his watch into the trash bin?
HE WANTED TO WASTE TIME!!!
4. what do scientists eat for supper?
MICROCHIPS!!!
bear with me ah
a bit lame-.-
but being happy is the most important:)
Let me tell you a very dirty story.
Once upon a time, there was a 16 year old boy by the name of John.
John asked his parents for a mountain bike for his birthday and got his wish.
So on his birthday, John took his new bike out for its first ride in the evening.
Cos it was evening, the sun had set and it was quite dark.
Despite this, John rode on through the poor visibility when suddenly...SMACK!!!
He rammed into a street lamp and fell off his bike and into a nearby puddle of filthy mud.
The mud was brown and thick and there was dead leaves and animal waste in it.
John's leg was trapped under a plant and had to roll around in the mud until his whole body was very dirty before he could free himself.
The end.
DIRTY JOKE:)))
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